if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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