At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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