another moral hangover. fuck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
