I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
soo... how was my night?
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