I want to make a zoo with you.
no, he came in my armpit
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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