When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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