I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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