next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
