Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(574): View more from Indiana

I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?

(1-623): View more from Arizona

Um.. is it mean if I say yes?

(623): View more from Arizona

How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"

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(925): View more from California

I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.

(480): View more from Arizona

I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.

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(630): View more from Illinois

The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.

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