Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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