I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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