There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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