Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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