I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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