i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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