I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
