im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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