No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
