People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This house was built for laser tag.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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