It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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