I want to stick my p in your. b.
I smell stomach acid.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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