I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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