I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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