so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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