Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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