But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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