so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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