I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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