I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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