3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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