Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
