I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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