so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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