We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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