It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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