OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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