best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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