Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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