I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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