How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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