Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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