Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
