Nicole vs. Life
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
how drunk are you?
Several
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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