You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Randomize
