Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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