I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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