sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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