4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she woke up with a sticky ear
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
