benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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