): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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