my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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