Yo dont text me then not text me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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