It's Friday. Sex?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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