Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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